guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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