Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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