he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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