Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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