BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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