he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I lost the right to judge tonight
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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