their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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