My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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