this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
His nipple licking is glorious
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