Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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