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i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
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he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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