Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I have fence marks all over my body
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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