I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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