he thought i was a dude.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm both gender and math confused
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