How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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