This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
im six kinds of drunk right now
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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