it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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