K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
there was a trapeze. enough said
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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