Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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