Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"