if i can run in heels then i can drive
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
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he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16