Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize