We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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