I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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