It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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