after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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