Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
The air taste purple.
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