drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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