Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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