i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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