I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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