she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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