How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize