If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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