So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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