so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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