Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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