Michael Bay diarrhea
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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