Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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