Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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