Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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