I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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