either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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