i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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