If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
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Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
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i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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