I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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