i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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