20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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