Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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