It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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