did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
