What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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