Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I love you.
Bad choice
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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