check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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