That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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