He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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