Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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