So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
im on a boat
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