Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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