Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This baby is an asshole
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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