Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I smell stomach acid.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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